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officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

Posted 12 hours ago
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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government)

Posted 2 days ago

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

Posted 2 days ago

simonwang:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(Source: and-down-we-go)

Posted 2 days ago

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

(Source: futubandera)

Posted 2 days ago

shaiger:

everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?…

DORB

Posted 2 days ago
The world needs a few psychopaths to keep the rest of us on our toes.
Alana Bloom (via nbchannibal)
Posted 2 days ago